This is no time for distractions--Alice is in danger!

I don't care if all this talk of nightmares is an event or not, I'm going to get to the bottom of this!

IN THE NAME OF JUSTICE--!


(OOC: PREPARE YOURSELVES, CURSE VICTIMS, BECAUSE FLAY IS ABOUT TO START KICKING DOWN DOORS (for your own safety) AND DRILLING INTO EVERYTHING THAT MOVES (for your own safety).)

[screamingvoice post]

You may be able to alter our memories, Red Queen of Pure Evil, but you can never destroy A HERO'S SPIRIT!

I AM NO WEREWOLF!

I

AM

JJJJJJUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Wherever danger lurks, THE DEFENDER OF JUSTICE IS THERE!

WITH MY MIGHTY DRILL, I SHALL PIERCE THE DEFENCES OF EVIL AND TUNNEL INTO THE HEART OF DESPAIR, FILLING IT WITH THE OVERWHELMING POWER OF ALL THAT IS GOOD AND FULL OF JUSTICE!

EVIL DOERS BEWARE, FOR JUSTICE DOES NOT SLEEP! EVEN IN THE DARKEST OF TIMES, THE POWER OF JUSTICE IS THE GLIMMER OF HOPE THAT SIGNALS THE COMING OF DAWN--THE DAWN OF JUSTICE!!

And as long as I exist in this world, I, FLAY, DEFENDER OF JUSTICE, will defeat the forces of evil and uphold the laws of Justice that keep chaos at bay!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

...

Anyway, to the mysterious individual who borrowed my memories during that last event--you did a fine job of defending Justice while I was gone! Have you even considered a career in heroics?

Isn't it a little suspicious that we're all remembering things now at the same time? It's not like this is the first time Wonderland has done something like this, either.

( private to self; unhackable )

["Accidental" video post? Very loud drilling can be heard in the background. A certain alchemist seems to have left his PDA Flay-puter lying around in the caves. Flay is offscreen, but you can see a bit of his cape in the corner of the screen--as well as a sign nailed into the wall across the room, which clearly states "DEFINITELY NOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE - KEEP OUT!"

After awhile, the drill makes a loud crack and suddenly stops. Flay grumbles inaudibly.]

...Well, I guess it's not going to break any time soon...

[He jabs his sword into the ground and steps into the camera's view, looking a little worn out.]

Well, it looks like the final boss is VERY well hidden, since I still haven't found it in these caves. Maybe we still have to beat up some lesser bosses before we can have our final showdown? So if anyone finds any villainous-looking individuals, tell me immediately!

That aside... [His expression suddenly turns serious, then--] ALCHEMYMAN, GAMBLERBOY! I haven't heard any explosions from BOMBERGIRL lately! Have either of you seen her?!

Come on, everyone! We can't give up now!

Don't you get it?! We never saw the end of the execution! THERE IS STILL HOPE, AND AS LONG AS JUSTICE EXISTS, THE EVIL QUEEN OF HEARTS WILL NOT GO UNPUNISHED!!

We have to find a way to the other side so we can save Alice! We did it before to save Saix, and we can do it again now! Who's with me?!

I was going to wait until a better time, but with the entire mansion like this...

VAYNE, I HAVE A SURPRISE FOR YOU!

[looking down at Vayne from his room, Flay lifts up an adorable black kitten (also he found his pants)]

My pants disappeared.

...And so did the floor! What's going on here?!

ALRIGHT, GRYFFINDORS! WHO'S GOING TO WIN THAT MATCH TOMORROW?!

That's right! We're going to beat those Slytherins like never before! Let's make this win even better than the last! I expect to see all of you on the Quidditch team down in the field for practise at 5 o'clock sharp.

If you're late, you have to make a dramatic entrance! NO EXCEPTIONS!

And I hope you're all done your history of magic projects, because they're due tomorrow! I can't wait to see what wizarding heroes you picked for your presentations. Just remember--the more enthusiastic you are, the better your grade! If I'm not getting complaints about noise-level by the end of the day, you all fail!

AHAHAHAHAHAHA! THE DEFENDER OF JUSTICE IS VICTORIOUS YET AGAIN!

I, Flay Gunnar, have found the exit out of Wonderland! BEHOLD, THE POWER OF JUSTICE!

It's a little dark down there, though... but I'm sure the way out is down there! That whole place is SCREAMING final dungeon! I bet there's an evil monster lurking in there...

SO, WHO WANTS TO HELP US DEFEAT THE BOSS?!


(OOC: Anastasia, Terra and Flay have dug a tunnel somewhere near the front of the mansion. It goes straight into A SECRET UNDERGROUND DUNEGON OSHIIIIIIIT PLOT TWIST more details will probably come later :T)

[voice post; HAVE SOME AGONIZINGLY LOUD DRILLING EVERYONE o/ Flay is drilling his way into the beach, so you might want to watch out for that one huge pit he's digging. But of course, he can still shout into the mic loud enough to be heard over the drill.]

I THINK I'M ALMOST TO THE ISLAND! HAHAHA!

USING A RAFT IS SO BORING AND PREDICTABLE! A TRUE DEFENDER OF JUSTICE KNOWS HOW TO MAKE AN ENTRANCE, AND THIS WILL BE THE BEST! ENTRANCE! EVER!

AHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[there's a loud CRACK, and the drill finally stops]

YES! I'm in! HERE COMES THE DEFENDER OF JUSTICE--

[end voice post]


(OOC: ENJOY THAT NEW HOLE IN YOUR FLOOR, YZMA. Flay fails at basic geography :|)

Did he really have to send me here? Damn.

Well, I guess I should help out with the whole "spreading chaos" thing for Her Majesty. I'll just finish this chapter and get right to that.

SAIX HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED!

We need to save him from the mirrors before it's too late! He could already be in danger, we have to hurry!

I'm going to find a way to the other side. Who's with me?!

Er... well. That was interesting.

I'm glad I learned alchemy!


(OOC: okay, so for yesterday Flay was from an AU where he never became an alchemist. IS THAT ALL, YOU ASK? Well, unable to support himself with just a life of FIGHTING FOR JUSTICE, he was forced to find other means to make money. So he became a prostitute! WHO FIGHTS CRIME!

He was otherwise the same, only fewer drills and swords and stuff... and he might have offered you sex. FEEL FREE TO HAVE BEEN MADE UNCOMFORTABLE o/)

That tea party never happened. And what's with the new decorations? And why can't I find any meat?!

Speaking of evil deeds, what's all this talk about vampires? Has the mansion finally been infested with vicious creatures of PURE EVIL?!

This sounds like a job for the Defender of Justice!

Why do all the calendars say January?

Now THIS is an event!

This mansion is bigger than all of Al-Revis Academy! There must be a very powerful Mana here. I'll have to do some more exploring and find out more! Anyone want to join me?

And Kobato, that was a great picnic, by the way! We should do that again sometime. I'm sure there's still some cake left over!

I DECLARE THIS A VICTORY FOR JUSTICE!! 

Was that an event? It was... interesting, I suppose... but I expected a little more than just being in a room for five days. There wasn't even a final boss! I give it a 3 out of 5. It would have been a two, but there wasn't an immediate food supply, so it gets a bonus point!

The next event better be at least a 4 or I'll be seriously disappointed.

How much longer are we going to be trapped in here?!

My Mana won't give me any more drills. I can't be stuck in here for the rest of my life! How will I defend justice?!

I CAN'T DEFEND JUSTICE WITH BOOKS!

[voice post start; very loud drilling can be heard in the background] 

THESE WALLS ARE STRONGER THAN I THOUGHT! THIS LIBRARY WOULD MAKE AN EXCELLENT FORTRESS OF JUSTICE!... BUT I CAN'T GET OUT OF IT, SO MAYBE NOT.

DON'T WORRY, I'LL HAVE EVERYONE OUT OF HERE IN NO TIME!

[a loud crack, the drilling stops]

...Damnit, that's my third drill! Come on, Mana of Gold, give me a hand here!

[someone sighs; there's a loud noise and the drilling starts up again]

THANK YOOOU!

[voice post end]

Why is everyone so worried about some cracks in the walls? Old buildings get cracks all the time.

Still no sign of Vayne or anyone else. I guess I'll have to wait for them... I'll have to form a new workshop until they get here!

So, who wants to join Team Flay?! 

[voice post start]

Vayne, are you alright?! ...Vayne?

Hey! What's going on here? Is this some kind of trick?!

...Oh, I get it. We've been captured by some evil villain! We must have been caught off-guard while we were fighting that crazy bad-guy Vayne... Hang on everyone, I'll find you! If there's another villain around here, the Flayvor of Evil can take a brief vacation to become the Defender of Justice once more!

Ahahahahaha!

[voice post end]